Friday, February 10, 2012

Friday Fluff

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Stranded in a forest alone
Find the nearest werewolf to save me

Sensed someone stalking you
Hope there was a mind reading vampire ALSO stalking me

You suddenly developed superhuman strength
Wrestle with Emmett

You saw a dead cat
Hope a kid isn't missing it?

You saw a dead human
Be at a funeral. Or working in a hospital.

Someone anonymously send a love note
Well, hopefully, it would be my husband. I think I'd be kinda creeped out if I got an anonymous love note. I did have someone leave me an anonymous rose on my car once. Never did figure out who it was. 

You become blind
Oooh! I'd get a seeing eye dog!

Your car breaks down beside a graveyard
Call the husband. Not sure what significance a graveyard has; am I supposed to be scared?

Your bestfriend calls you at 4am
There are two scenarios: Go get her drunk ass at whatever bar she was calling me from or B: Tell her to go fuck herself for calling me at 4am. Wait-I guess it depends on WHY she's calling me at 4am.

You could bring back anyone from 6 feet under
Hmm. That's a tough one. I've never known anyone close enough to want to bring them back. Sure, some relatives, but they all lived a long life and were in pain. But, I guess my grandmere. I'd want her to teach me all the things she knew.

Someone kept staring at you
Stare back. Or start picking my nose. Or make kissy faces. Yeah, kissy faces.


Someone ate your lunch
Why are they eating my lunch? Was it that good?

You're at a stranger's funeral
Stupid question. Why would I be at a stranger's funeral? It'd be awkward.

You got 100 free spray cans
Spray cans of what? Silly string? I'd spray that shit everywhere. Spray cans of cheese? I'd be the fattest woman alive.

A horse came chasing after you
Do I smell like carrots? Why the fuck would a horse be chasing me?

And here's my picture: Yes. This actually happened. 

Yes, I flew across the country to visit Forks, the home of Twilight

5 comments:

  1. You visited Forks....is it really all rainy and gloomy? 

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  2. It was and it wasn't. We had one day of gloom and one day of sunshine. Overall, it was a great trip!

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  3. Awesome!!!  I'm team Jacob by the way.  I was at a stranger's funeral once, my husband's best friend worked with him, and his grandfather died.  My husband couldn't go, because they both couldn't leave work, so obvs the best friend got dibs.  I went to pay respects in my husband's absence.  It was fine until they started talking about the grandfather, who had the exact same name as the best friend, which I wasn't expecting so it freaked me out for a minute. 
    It was my first funeral too.  Weird right?

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  4. Cynthia Walker-WhiteFebruary 10, 2012 at 3:26 PM

    No. You do not smell like carrots. Somebody shoot that crazy stalker horse!

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  5. Silly string?  You are a genius.  That would rock the casbah AND the house.

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