Friday, January 27, 2012

Wherein I Fluff

I'm joining in on the bandwagon. Every Friday, Lisa from Seeking Elevatioin posts a random survey. Go grab your survey and link up!

Do you have a crush right now?

What is your favorite color?
Blue, purple, green, or any variation of those

What about your favorite animal?
The Lorax

Choose one ... ;) =) >:D :-{D

Did you ever have an F on your report card?
How the fuck do I know? I graduated HS 10 years ago. Maybe an "i" for incomplete?(OMG, I graduated 10 years ago. Thanks for reminding me I'm OLD now.)

What about straight A's
Bwhahahahahaha. My favorite saying: "C's make degrees"

If you could go back in time and change one thing that you did, what would it be?
If I had the ability to go back in time, I'd probably be rich enough to send someone else. And make them stay there.

Do you enjoy singing?
I can't stop myself.

If so, has anyone ever told you that you can sing well? -
Yes. But it was some drunken dude who was trying to get in my pants, so I took it with a grain of salt. And tequila.

Again...Choose one...<3 , ><> , * , @(^_^)@ -
One  (Why are those emoticons after the question? You told me to pick one. I did. Twice)

Are you listening to music right now?
If by music, you mean my children arguing over who has to let the dogs in.  Then, yes, I am listening to music.
If so, what song are you listening to?
See above.

If not, what song do you WANT to be listening to?
The sweet sweet song of a drink being poured.

What is your favorite subject in school?
Does gossip count? 'Cause I ROCKED at that.

What is the month of your birthday?
Are you gonna buy me something if I tell you it's this month?

Do you like country music?
Yes. Don't ask me to name anyone, cause I don't know who sang "The Real Slim Shady".

What about rock?
I find it too hard.


Rap? No. Wrap? Yes. As long as it's something pretty.

If you had to eat one fruit for a month straight...what would it be? oranges, bananas, grapes, apples, or kiwi? (or other)
Is Robert Pattinson considered fruit?

Do you like roses or tulips better?
If by roses or tulips you mean diamonds or rubies, then diamonds. Real flowers only come to die in my house.

Why? Are you gonna stalk them?

Was the name that you just thought of a member of your family?
Is this a magic trick? I call dibs on the bunny!!!

What about a close friend?
 Wow, really ramping up the stalking.

Ok...what about your crush?
Which one?

Do you watch SpongeBob?
If I say yes, is it gonna go on my permanent record?

What is the name of your best friend?


Do you like fish or chicken more?
I like meat. And now I have the "I feel like chicken, like chicken, like chicken tonight" stuck in my head. Your welcome. 

Are you a vegatarian?
Bwhahahaha. No. We weren't allowed to watch Bambi as a child. Dad didn't want us crying about having to eat Bambi or Bambi's mother. True story.

What about your steak...Rare, Medium, or Well done (for me ... well done :P)
I don't need to know how you eat your steak. You can order your own damn food.

Did you like this random survey?
Why? Were the questions not stalker-y enough? Are there more questions?

Last thing.....Pick a # out of these... 1,2,4,7,14
Why can't I pick my own number? I happen to be partial to the number asdlj9w3r0909i


  1. Are you sure it wasn't about who let the dogs out?  Because, in some circles, that is considered music.  

  2. Bwahahaha! They were arguing who had to get off the couch and walk 1 foot to the door to let the dogs in from the yard. Wanted to smash heads!

  3. My daughter says I like my steak bloody. She also says she's going to order her's bloody next time (by order, she means "Instruct daddy" b/c I don't generally take the 6yr old out for steak)

  4. Okay. So it was 10 years since you graduated. Have you considered (some of) your (sorry) readership?  It was 10 years since ... since ... well ... it was 10 years since my 16 year reunion. But the good news is you think you're old till you really are old and then you don't care so you don't feel as old anymore. Or something like that.

    Um, I think I'm going to be reading your fluffers regularly. This is funny shit.

  5. i love yoir numbering system!

  6. OMG, we have to get three-way BFF charms with the internet.  Excellent answer.

  7. Four things:

    "Choose one ... ;) =) >:D :-{D"

    >WTF is :-{D ??????

    "What is the name of your best friend?Internet"

    >WTF??? RUDE!!!

    "Again...Choose one...<3 , ><> , * , @(^_^)@ "

    > I know <3, but WTF are the others?? ><> a fish?? OMG.

    "What about your steak...Rare, Medium, or Well done"

    >Edward takes his rare